tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen niggas using vegetable oil as if it was butter on their bread

i seen niggas eatin the little spice sachets without the noodles

but you tumblr niggas actin too bougie to pour a little water on them cereals?

aight, let the apocalypse come and we gon see between me and you who’s gonna survive the longest

i already know i won’t make it.

youngblackandvegan:

every boy ive ever dated has been West Indian

that is not by mistake

i was juuuuust recently talking about how that couldn’t be apart of my lifestyle anymore.

my ex was Haitian. my current is Southern.

even though from a cultural standpoint, my ex was easier, i couldn’t do it again. now i feel a wee bit guilty.

(sigh)

blackfashion:

or free shipping

theogblackjesus:

So are you gonna squirt in my mouf girl or what?

flagrant. omg.

2am-poetry:

When I was younger

my mother loved a man

who beat her to the 

kitchen floor

now that I am older

love sounds like

the devil knocking at my door

Come in visitor

you will have a home here

until I scream

no more no more

(via 2am-poetry)